Vita Ross - vocals
Keith Godman - guitar
Giacomo Occhipinti - bass
Simon John - drums

The band have now finished recording their album, produced by Matt Ingram and Dan Cox, at Urchin Studios, London. They are in the process of making a video with Judy Jacob (Beggars Velvet) and Karen Janody (Creative City Ltd) and have some exciting summer gig dates coming up. Watch this space for further info.

Bizarre stories about the band persist. We refuse to comment on any of them individually, but will concede that two of the following are true:

Simon and Giacomo are distantly related

The Kings of Leon line 'Always mad and usually drunk/But I love her like no other', was written about Vita

Keith once snogged Chrissie Hynde at a gig

Simon meditates for an hour before each performance

Vita has a law degree

While studying for her LLB Vita worked part-time in a magic shop

Giacomo is an accountant by day

Vita once won a clam-eating contest in Maine, New England

Simon is a master chef de pâtisserie, famed for his choux and brioches

Giacomo has been married four times, twice to the same woman

Keith speaks fifteen languages and is an amateur tattoo artist

Vita has four tattoos, three of them courtesy of Keith

There will be no praise or prizes for knowing which facts are genuine, but feel free to email us anyway.